fun pictures and posts

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  I’ll act like I’m cooking and later order food.. they’ll believe me for sure

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  Darling, You can order anything you want, I have coupons

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  Me without botox injection

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  I can’t believe they really jumped.. No way I’m gonna do it

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  When my mom turns the lights on in the morning

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  It is true that people die from alcohol but think of how many were born thank to it.

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  I’m gonna be a little late on Monday

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  I like minions! My father bought me a machine so I can make minions at home

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  My nutritionist told me I have to include 5 colors foods in my meal. So I took m&m

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  My parents are the reason I wake up in the morning. without them I would wake up at noon.

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  When tomatoes know how it’s gonna end

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  I always lose things at class… pens, notebooks, happiness

• Every cloth is a pajama when you tired enough

• I’m the only one that afraid of the clown of McDonald’s ?

• When my BF takes pictures with my phone and than I need to erase 1000+ pics

• Coffee doesn’t ask me stupid question in the morning. Try being more like coffee.

• You miss 100% of shoots you never take

• Using your phone and suddenly dad comes in your room

• I CANT stop thinking about (you) FOOD!

• The kitchen is this way

• When you meet between two of your friends and become a third wheel

• Yesterday I really wanted Avocado. Now I’m eating Avocado. Dreams come true.

• And then I scared the bullshit outta them newbie tourists

• When you loose a $10 bet with your friend

• Darling, don’t ever let stupid man make your mascara run

• Please don’t squeeze ’til I’m yours

• I chewed up your sneakers..

• Don’t call 911! screams are from pleasure

• No more war No more bloodshed

• My good looks are ruining people’s lives

• I developed a new app – shoe-zam. Must try

• When you’re single for too long

• When you remove all your make up before going to bed

• People who says “I’m on my way” when they still at home

• Can you feel the A/C in the back seat?

• Sorry about your wall

• Lick me ’til Ice cream

• TALK less Do more

• TALK SHIT GET HIT

• I’m going to have a party and nobody’s invited but me

• I haven’t been this excites about Friday since last Friday

• F**k what they think. I Love U!

• Son… One day you’ll be a horse

• Before your girlfriend “goes to work” she comes to see me

• Don’t understand why AirBnb didn’t accept my house to rent

• It’s always you against you. Make sure the right you wins.

• Last night’s HangOver

• What’s up? Don’t say “the sky”

• Know that feeling you wake up full of energy? me neither!

• When the hair cut machine’s batteries are over…

• Ok. You got the point…

• I’m sure I was parking somewhere #around here…

• I knew elevator was a better idea

• 800 friends and I’m talking to a wall (facebook)

• When your hand is too big to get the pringles

• Money is not everything in life. There’s gold.

• We walk slower with smartphone.. Isn’t it ironic?

• I’ve never heard vegan talking about anything other than the fact he’s Vegan

• Behind every mad woman stands a man.

• Men who say “Women belong in the kitchen” don’t know what to with them in bedroom

• They call it “Selfie” because “narcissistic” is too hard to spell

• I’m looking for suggestions.. wanna buy a new computer

• Argue with MOM: Next > Next > Next >> Accept!

• I wanna meet the teenage version of my grandmother

• Looking for #Pokemons

• Monday is not my day

• Always believe that something wonderful is about to happen

• YUY! We love this beetle juice food truck !

• Why everybody is so yellow today?

• Microsoft’s Bug

• OK… Find the pokemon

• Money may not buy happiness but i’d rather cry in a Lexus

• Good morning! don’t let idiots ruin your day

• Once we picked up the phone without knowing who’s calling

• We guarantee fast service no matter how long it takes

• When there’s a sale at your local supermarket

• Who else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags?

• Why replace batteries when you can just slap the shit out of it

• Me when I work on July 5th

• How we blocked people back in the 80’s

• May I have a “LIKE”?

• How to apologize to me

• Please don’t let this cat out no matter what it tells you

• If traveling was free you’d never see me again

• She’s up all night ’til the sun

• Happiness is not to set the alarm clock

• Every wall is a door

• I’m only happy when it rains

• The doctor says I need vitamin sea

• How is my new I {eye} Pad ?

• Don’t be jealous because I’m a cooler than you

• rest in peas

• And diet coke please…

• When I take my boyfriend’s car

• When I come late to the office

• The secret of success: Tell her she’s right before she’s wrong

• Me and my best friend (and bodyguard)

• If time is money, ATM is time machine

• Anything you can do, blondes can do better

• Guess your name is Coca-Cola, because you’re so-da-licious